Abendblau

The Slobberblot

When the snow men do their garden groove
When the icicles crackle down from the roof
And the ice crystals stick to the glass
Then the frost is something I can't pass
And I'm sick in bed

When my face glows and my breath rattles
The doctor takes a look and babbles
When the dreadful snot runs down the nose
The tissue pack is vacuous
Then I pull the snot so high

Oh the Slobberblot and the Snot-Robot
And the terrible mess and the sneeze suppress
The yellow slime with the long downtime
And the peak heat and the squirmy secrete
And I pull the snot so high

At night I cannot sleep so well
Because my clogged nostrils rebell
The sleep suit is so much sucked up
And the blanket is awfully upchucked
And I pull the snot so high

When it gets worse my voice is gone;
I stretch my legs and feel the pain thereon
When I have to cough I spit green foam
And for two weeks I'm gonna stay at home;
And I pull the snot so high

Oh the Slobberblot and the Snot-Robot
And the terrible mess and the sneeze suppress
The yellow slime with the long downtime
And the peak heat and the squirmy secrete
And I pull the snot so high
 
When I sneeze I'm going to share it with you
The yellow slime will catch you too
Now we're sitting together picking our noses
Starting snot rockets into our clothes;
And we pull the snot so high

Oh the Slobberblot and the Snot-Robot
And the terrible mess and the sneeze suppress
The yellow slime with the long downtime
And the peak heat and the squirmy secrete
And I pull the snot so high